I’m going to deviate because I thought this song is hilarious. Here are the lyrics, although it’s best to enjoy the video with the banter between the two.
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,Because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant
I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now
I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant
This zen world you’re enjoying
Makes you really annoying
Bitch, I don’t really care
I was being polite now
Since you have no life now
That you’re pregnant
You say you’re walking on air
You think that you’re glowing
But you had been ho-ing
And now you’re pregnant
You’re just giving birth now
You’re not mother earth now
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant
Hi, cool post. I have been pondering this topic,so thanks for writing. I’ll probably be coming back to your site. Keep up the good posts
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